Friday, April 22, 2005

Please hold my hand and take me away

untuk seketika ku hilang kawalan diri...
untuk seketika...

i'm lost...

help me God...

please...

Monday, April 18, 2005

Smiling eyes are pure magic


a scroll today, for a better tomorrow - beautiful words by ayuni safira Posted by Hello


2 towers and 1 bridge ekekeke... l-r: me-eira-ijad Posted by Hello

assalamualaikum...
after 3 years of drenching my brains in the knowledge pool (not that much actually ekekeke) at uiTm terengganu, i've finally found my steps towards the stairs of dewan seri budiman, uitm shah alam...
17/04/2005 - my convocation day...
i wasn't that eager to attend the ceremony...
but my beloved mama put her words into something that knocked my head so hard that i didn't have a valid reason for not going on purpose...
she even spared me some big cash to get my black baju melayu tailored...
i don't know...
i just didn't have the feeling to go...
no anxiety, no nervous feeling, no whatsoever...
the only thing i felt was sleepy ekekeke...

the night before, all of us except abah went to subang parade...
we were digital camera hunting...
this is our first digital camera as my father prefered the manual sLR but well i don't care...
i want a digital camera...
so i chose the canon ixus 40 thanks to wahab for his guidance before...
and mama being the best debater of sekolah menengah sains selangor, happily showed me her trading skills...
she was asking for discounts consistently...
and she was very persistent too...
and when the shop guy marked the lowest price he could offer, mama asked for free accessories...
at first we got a free 256mb memory card...
the default memory card is 16mb...
so that means we won the competition by obtaining an extra memory card with no charge at all wooohooo...

then...
mama asked to lower the price even more haha...

aku: eh mama dah la tu... dah la dpt murah, dpt memory card 256mb lak tu...
mama: eh syhh senyap²...

ekekeke...
seboleh² je mama ni...
the shop guy then offered for a very nicely done camera pouch...
it looks sexy too...
mama asked again for free things...
and this time we got coupons to develop 400 pics for FREE...

upon paying, mama handed her mastercard...
that guy gave us an awkward look and said "patutnye ni xleh discount ni kak"...

aku: eh nape plak ni?
dudu: mama bayar gune platinum card la bang

wah ini sudah kantoi...
tapi mama buat xtau je...
dan brader itu akhirnye pasrah...
hahahaha don't play² with mama...

and mama was surely the winner oh yeah...

and yesterday i woke up late...
11.15am i guess...
all the night before i was busy chatting until subuh...
like i said before, i wasn't that eager to go...
i was suppossed to take my place in the annexe at 12pm but i remembered ayuni safira said "kau dtg lewat sket pun xpe"...
ini bukan lewat sket... ini lewat btul haha...
ironed my melayu suit with samping...
took a really long shower...
shaved my moustache...
trimmed my side burns and my goatee...
put on my suit...
sprayed some perfume...
made a simple hairdo...
and voila...
it took me 1 hour n 15 mins to get done haha...
ye gue mmg lembab bab² bersiap ni...
but still i managed to reach uitm at 1pm...
it's not that far from my house...

sampai² je org dah beratur dah...
pastu kecoh² la cari position pe smua...
n actually there was a problem with my robe...
the sleeves were really short...
they were my elbow's length...
i thought maybe this is the design for a diploma's robe but seeing other people wearing theirs', i doubt it i was correct...
and it happened i found out that those sleeves were sewed by the person who used the robe before this...
dammit...
luckily i got enough time to change it...
and i got a beautiful one ekekekeke...
nasib la kan...

waiting in the annexe was enough of a hell for me...
just imagine...
names were called one by one and i was the 717th person...
okay you can stop imagine now...
but there were interesting fill-in slots in between every 200th people approximately...
the uitm band performed a jazzy song which caught my foot thumping on the ground...
the second one was an old malay song...
it was called "aryati" i guess...
the pro-chancellor smiled upon hearing this song...
maybe it reminded him of him in those days courting his wife haha...
but the best performance would go to "the end of the line" song...
4 girls sang it and most audience love them...
perhaps they were from the uitm school of music...
universiti lain ade ke buat konvo camni???
pelik gak uitm ni haha...

and then i took my diploma...
my 1st ever diploma in computer science...
blablabla and blablabla...
i'm lazy to write what happened...
nothing interesting though...
hmm my name was marked with a *...
muhd shahrulazman bin sulaiman *...
the * was given to anyone who graduated with a cgpa between 3.00-3.49...
yeah yeah i'm a mediocre i know...
my degree classmate got 3 stars which means she got the dean's list award for every of her diploma semesters...
wow...
congratulations eira!
hurm hurm...
women are not only fun...
they are really smart too ekekeke...

due to high requests, i was involved in so many photo sessions ahahaha...
very² tiring but it was fun...
i love photo sessions...
i love it when my face is in your pictures ekekeke...

aha i met this one girl, suhaila abu, who i didn't have the chance to talk while we were in dungun...
it's not that i didn't have the chance...
it's more like i was the one who didn't take the chance...
ala bukan pape pun saje nk bual²...
aku kan makhluk super peramah...
kan ayu kan haha...
she was my classmate during the 1st semester...
in the 2nd semester, she got into another class...
and she was supposed to be in my class in the 3rd semester but then she moved to uitm shah alam...
so we had a little chit chat, took photos, ate some kuih, drank some tea and coffee...
and when she was about to leave...
she held out her hand and shook everybody's hand there...
and i...
being the most flexible sarcastic guy anyone could imagine, i pulled up my baju melayu sleeves up to my palm and said "aku orang baik" and shook her hand...
and she made that "ah ye la tuh" face...
ahahahahaha...
sorry ye suhaila...
gue xdpt fikirkan cara plg baik utk menidakkan salaman kamu tadi...
gue mmg jenis x pegang ppuan mahram~
klau terpegang lain le kan ekekeke...

so that was most of the story...
i am just too lazy to type the whole event in greater details...
weird eh...
this is just not like the usual me ekekeke...
maybe i'm too sleepy right now...
need to go...

oh yes by the way...
I would like to thank these people:

1. atart - for sending me 3 graduation e-cards... banyak tu

2. papa(bukan ayah aku) - for coming to uitm and witnessed my day (ape je ayat ni)

3. ayuni safira for her msg:

Bobo.happy convo
convi.A scroll today,for a better
tmrw.
Congratulations girlfwen.Ahmuah.Haha.

<- so sweet~ aku girlfren kau??? apekah??? saje buat xpaham ekekeke

4. apis - although it was a coincident meeting u at uitm, but you congratulated me... thanks

5. azira - for congratulating me... and for taking the heavy trouble of explaining to me almost everything about thyroid... mesti kau pening kan aku asyik x paham haha

6. meme

tata folks...
oyasumi nasai~
eh la nak azan subuh dah...
duh~

thank you God...
alhamdulillah...
that was such a meaningful day for me...

p/s - carpenters - what the world needs now is love... oldies bebeh... feel free to dance~

Friday, April 08, 2005

*Blush blush* my oh my

cikyuS: xpe la jed,.. sekali skale tiru... ke ko jeles.. okay2.. i'll say.. i luv u too bojed <-- whoa yuS apekah??? mesti kau tgh gile meroyan kan time tu ekekekeke

p/s - siti nurhaliza - cahaya seribu... sangat unik

-killing people with his charms-

Thursday, April 07, 2005

Rusty and dusty but I'm still alive

assalamualaikum~
jap jap nk tiup blogger ni jap..
fuhh fuhhh uiii byk nye habuk...
lame gile x jengah haa post editor ni...
so very malas to update this blogger...
nothing interesting...
eh there is actually...

yesterday i woke up late...
around 1pm i guess...
and then i heard abah was talking with dudu bout dinner n mama's birthday...
what the hell??
harini bday mama kah???
xkan lupe lg kut waaa...
so gue pun tunggu la mama balik lunch...
pastu mama balik n duduk kt sofa...
so i sat beside her n kissed her n then...

aku: happy birthday mama!
mama: eh hari ni baru 6hb... sok la bday mama ahahaha!!!

dammit~
i can assure i'll be the joke of the day...
and i was damn right ekekeke...
bese lah klau mama dah bergabung ngan abah ni mmg combo plg super-duper-tiptop-of-the-world-xterlawan utk mengenakan gue...
ahh redha je la parents camni ekekekekeke...

so last night abah brought us to kelana jaya seafood centre...
i was hoping for victoria station actually tp xpe lah VS x byk lauk...
camne nk melantak kan ekekeke...
oh ye kelana seafood ni kan aku pelik lah...
sbb aku dgr ramai org komplen mcm²...
ikan kejung lah..
teh tarik cair lah...
tu lah ni lah...
kire nye review buruk² je...
tp sepanjang aku gi ok le plak...
maybe sbb derg tau kut klau family gue dtg mmg kitorg akan sapu habis²an ekekeke...
aku nk mkn kat open air section...
abah insisted on the air-cond section...
blurgh mane nk happening camni...
dah lah family kitorg je yg ade kt dlm tu...
well nevermind coz i know i'm capable of being the whole crowd haha...
tu x masuk lg mama...
champ of the champ...
klau berbual punye le peramah...
klau berbual ngn aku lagi laa...
macam aku dh xbalik msia 100 tahun kahkahkah...
women are fun... i wanna get married ekekeke...

so selepas itu abah pun bg menu kat mama...
abah ckp order le pape pun yg mama nak...
yeay ini adelah peluang utk aku menghasut mama hyuckhyuck...
pesan punye pesan punye pesan...
sampai waiter tu ckp "eish byk ni kak"...
hahaha!!!
xcaya aku 1st time aku dgr waiter bg hint suruh customer stop order akakaka...
aku rase xde lah byk mane pun order...
and i was correct until the food came...

our order?

1. asparagus belacan (it's next to kangkung belacan dan sgt sedap)
2. kailan with garlic (atat gelak dgr lauk ni... nguk ngek ekekeke)
3. butter-fried prawn with egg threads (nyum nyum udang sgt banyak)
4. chicken fried with cashew nuts (a must!)
5. crispy fried chicken fillets with lemon sauce (a winner)
6. sizzling tofu (boleh lah~ gue tukang abes kan ekekeke)
7. steamed siakap with taucu (kecur kecur kecur kecurrrrrrrrrrr)
8. sharks' fin soup with crab meat (do i need to say more?)

oh ye gue mkn 3 mangkuk nasi...
and adik² gue pun sgt lah tekejut sbb sbenanye gue ade masalah makan...
sehari sekali je makan pun slalu...
xtau nape sakit kut...
on the bright side dah turun 5kg ya ekekeke...
so that was like the 1st time in 2 months i ate a lot...
gue lak sangat bijak g order choc shake...
ade ke dh mkn menggila camtu minum choc shake...
mmg nk kuar balik le ape bagai yg aku telan td...
tp choc shake dia potong laa..
rase cam air milo yg sgt pekat...
ntah² mmg milo pekat pun ekekekeke...
dah x tahan dh ni tetibe abah order mix fruit lak...
aduii laa aku makan mangga n honey dew saje...
pastu order air kelapa laut with longan...
ahhh lega sket muak² ni...

pastu abah bagi bday card kt mama...
mama pun mula la senyum simpul sampai terikat terus mulut ha ekekeke...
melihatkan reaksi si isteri yg dah mula gedik² maka abah pun mengeluarkan the cherry of the ice cream...
a white gold bracelet... italian design ya...
mak gue pun "ohhh so sweeeeet"...
elehh dh dpt gelang sweet la ye ekekeke...
pastu all the gedik² stuffs yg malas aku nk cite pun berlaku lah haha...
mama x abes² belek² gelang tu...
pastu gue usik² mama pun memalu terus cubit abah...
i was like "apekah gedik² ini? tidaakkk!!!"...
kerana x tahan lalu terkuar lah longan yg sedang gue kunyah masuk ke dlm gelas asalnya kembali...
hahahahah nasib laa...
nak gedik² balik umah ye...
di sini sy berase malu ekekeke...
hish dh tua² pun~

hurm hurm romantic gk abah ye ekekeke...
caya lah abah...
like father like son kah ini???
oh tidak...
i'm not like my father...
i'm way greater than him hahaha...
ye lah tu~


hoho nmpknya skrg gue sudah menjadi perhatian...
gi blogger tu nmpk gue dikutuk...
gi blogger ni nmpk lg dikeji...
salah gue gak lah xabes² puji diri sendri comel kahkahkah...
pujian x berasas lak tu...
ye kwn² sy sedar sy tiada kecomelan...
saje je puji² diri nk idup dlm fantasi sket ekekeke...
xpe lah name pun kawan bese lah dikutuk² ini...
cam skola dlu lak rase haha...
hey lah hey lah tah² sampai tua kite smua gini kan harkhark...
now that is cute~

woo td adik gue kuar ngn kwn dia...
mentang² le dh berlesen...
gue pesan makanan...
igtkn dia nk beli nasi ke ape..
dia beli kn aku medium-sized big mac set lak..
oh yeh gue sayang adik gue ekekeke...
oleh itu gue mahu mkn setelah tidak breakfast dan tidak lunch harini...
tgk kan btul ade masalah makan...
oh ye baru td timbang...
turun lak sekilo...
x tipu ye...
pelik nye~
how's that ayu, yus n cterq???
aku harap korg berjaya...
berusahalah ekekeke...

chelsea 4 bayern munich 2...
hell yeah chelsea!!!!
lampard was really the man...
n i luv him...
just like how i luv anuar zain uu uu~

au revoir...
love u friends...

p/s - jamrud - pelangi di matamu... come on peeps jiwang le sket ekekeke...

-killing people with my charms-

Sunday, April 03, 2005

Cuteness is something special you have without a choice...

...and that's why i'm gifted ekekeke...
c ya peeps...
am gonna play futsal after this...
tata...

p/s - maroon 5 - sunday morning... u know what i mean... everyday is a sunday... that is if you've finished your finals hahaha...